Lt Drebbin gettin a lil sumpin...

I think introspection runs a little thin with those folks...

It’s almost like some folks are trying to skew the narrative for personal gain...

Competence is not always valued...

Oh! I had those on my Raleigh Record Ace.

Or just crawl out the window like Bo and Luke Duke..

Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine!

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WHY?  Please, god, tell me that the M was already totaled at least...  But even then, parting out would have been are more fitting destiny...

Mangusta?  No- that’s a different car...

Mixed emotions on VW. GF used to have a Passat and she said “never again”. having been spoiled by a Tacoma, made me set a very high bar on reliability. That said, I always thought a GTI would be fun buckets.  Now, having just bought a 2000 BMW Z3, I’m getting more comfortable with aging Germans and it makes me…

They’d have to invent the goddamn Honda Goldilocks to hit that sweet spot...and even then it would be “It appeals to everyone too much!”

It’s somewhat calmer.  I like that it’s less Transformer-y, or something.  

Sorry, can you say again?  I couldn’t hear you over my laughing...

Cubically fucked.  Fucked^3, if using MS Excel.

Well, everyone is a financial whiz when the markets are going up...

I’m breathlessly waiting for one...

Aye, but we haven’t been running on Capitalism for some time (like ever, I’d guess).  We have “capitalism” which involves yelling and flag waving and bootstraps, whilst quietly taking subsidies, lobbying for tax breaks with no strings, lobbying for law that squash competition, etc...

This is a plan I like...

I’m sensing a theme in your criteria...but I can’t quite put my finger on it...

No, that’s was a Subaru, I think