Every time I see it, I feel the need to go brush my teeth...

“Do you also do Civil War re-enactments?”

I find that there’s a lot of overlap about guys that talk about who they have or would like to sleep with, and guys that brag about their golf game...

Was it hard to grow?  Because our house is where plants go to die...

Lot lines tell us where to stop building...

Dialog is a rotating line of “Yeah, uh huh...”

Sometimes you have to apply the hint with a sledgehammer...

Thanksgiving is going to be awkward...  Unless this is nothing new to them.  I can see Kanye getting drunk at a family picnic and saying “Yeah, I’d fuck all of you...”

Blessed = Inherited money, contacts and good looks...

And the same to you!

True.  Save for the ones near the top of the Nazi food chain (Stacey Keach in American History X), the rest aren’t that flush with cash, I suspect.  Which is why they’re Nazi’s...

“So, what brings you here to DC?”

Does your family give you any shit for that?  or are they more in the “Yeah, I can understand why” camp?

It’s getting better, but there’s still a stigma about a) men admitting they have issues, and b) getting help for it. Then again, getting help still has stigma. I had an ex (that I still chat with, occasionally) said that she doesn’t need therapy - she has a dog. Spoiler: She needs therapy.

There is an element of “being a man” that’s good and that’s the element of competence - build a fire, change oil, cook, fix things, etc... Where it fails is that it treats competence as the sole realm of men, when women can be as good/better at it.

Remember that some folks speak to their parents out of some obligation or family pressure...not because they have a good relationship with them...

It’s hard to give a pass, even though it might be due.  I had a lot of issues with my mother.  I was only able to get past them in the last year when her health started failing and she stopped breaking my balls.  I realize that she got the damage from her mother...so part of me is sympathetic, and part of me is “OK,…

You know what leopard print looks good on?  Leopards.  

Worst COTD prize, ever...

I’m going to bet it was not a design philosophy he was following, but rather “OK, let’s do this, next.”  Just an aggregate of decisions...