There’s a huge difference between disruption and catastrophic failure, Davey boy...

As did I, but growing up in Fresno we had to remember to let it in for a minute, lest we got scalded....

I love how gods will and all starts and stops at abortion and/or birth control.  It’s well noted that they’ll give big fuck off jars of boner pills to guys.  But what about other conditions?  Maybe it’s gods will that some people are to suffer and die from high blood pressure, or diabetes?  How come there’s no…

Under his eye...

Second most awkward Hardy Boys title, yet. First is “The Hardy Boys and Mother’s Personal Massager.”

Grew up in Fresno.  This checks out.

Maverick approves of this message...Vaurnet’s, on the other hand...

Bummer. I was in Fresno all day.  Couldn’t fit into my parachute pants if I tried...

Ah!   The Buell sales model...

Just bought an Outback.  This checks out...

$4200. Wouldn’t pay that for one of their motorcycles, let alone a fucking bike. That’s Rivendell Atlantis money, there...  

Oh, god, man...nothing more expensive than a cheap plane.

Toala Eolo!

Meet the new fix, same as the old fix...

You are the least sick of all the people who are here, who are dying

Shelley Winter’s Stunt Double ain’t shit.

“Were quitting. Nothing we can put up goes against what’s happening in real life.” —Jerry Springer, probably—

It’s OK, we all wore parachute pants...

75 cents for the car...including the chick...

Is that the bbq grill?