Don’t:

Skipped the article to say: He should be used as a reason to not have a goatee...

You evil bastard. No one deserved that mental image. I hope the next time you go to get tea, all they have is Lipton...

No, not normal. Maybe crossing the streams around the toilet, but even that is more a function of “we both gotta go, and there’s only one toilet”.

Yes, but I’d be doing it for science...

Why are you hitting yourself?

As is should be for all major decisions...

“Rural Pinterest”

I know we all know this, but I’ll say it, anyway: You. Tube. Is. A. Motherfucking. PRIVATE PLATFORM! THEY DON’T HAVE TO HOST YOUR SHIT IF THEY DON’T WANT TO! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

Yup. Marky Mark bought himself a wing at SF General. Benioff (Salesforce) bought a whole hospital, I think...

I...don’t think so. Maybe some guy off the cement truck or something, but not Clint...

Or more sexual stuff: Live, Laugh, Love, Lube. On the adjacent wall: Fisting.

Seems that of all of those couples, the woman is 1 to 3 points more attractive than the man...that can’t be by accident...

I know, right? When I first starting hanging around Gawker, that was one of the neat little features...allowed me to editorialize and judge with fair accuracy.. The good old days...

Weaker fuel standards will turn every town in to...FRESNO!!! (OK, I miss the old Kinja where we could tag pictures...oddly that header shot is ~5 miles from where I currently sit...)

The sign on on the side of the building is his name.

Like Michael Keaton in Gung Ho?

I thought that, too. If it were that easy, we’d all be doing that by now...

Yep - I remember that, too! What I don’t know is if all the cars eventually wound up having the same smog equipment in the end....