“Don’t forget incest.” —Ivanka Trump—

Followed by a pericardial thump...

Used to teach CPR, and this checks out. If a) the person is having a heart attack and b) there’s an AED nearby it’s good, but CPR by itself IIRC has a success rate in the single digits.

Does he not see the discrepancy? Or is it more “I got mine, fuck you”?

Got a cousin like that. Has the 4WD truck with a flag on the back and fancies himself as a country boy. Posts RWNJ bullshit. Dude has a business degree and works in a bank, FFS..

How about a Fresca?

Yet, I’m sure a lot of them work for defense contractors, which is basically a government jobs program...

Think she’s a shelter?

That’s cos rich folks can’t pull themselves up by their loafer straps...

Was she being shallow?

“If anything is going to happen, it’s going to happen out there.”

Take your star, you glorious bastard...

The GF and I, both gen xers, turned it on two weeks ago. Concert videos are on MTV Live...and that’s about as close as it got to the old days.

It would have been spontaneous decapitation, if reversed...

I’ve heard “your soul shows in your face”

Cattleprods accelerate the process..

This checks out...

No no...HR manager...

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

Was on the skunk train just last summer!