Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

I don’t think I’ve spent as much time, total, on anything in my life as Gerald Green must have on getting the Rockets logo braided into his hair.

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

Jacksonville is gonna be hopping come playoff weekend! I hear city officials are even permitting bars and restaurants to stay open late so that locals can celebrate the win. Yup, you heard me correctly, they’re keeping the Applebee’s open until 8pm! Gonna be craaaaaazy.

Best thing I heard this year. Also, I heard my neighbors having sex twice this year, which was pretty cool, they usually just yell at each other. And if you’re someone who doesn’t enjoy hearing your neighbors hate-fucking through the wall, then this song will drown that right out. Or you can point your speakers…

In a pick-up game James would get to shoot a 3 for possession because ball don’t lie.

Ever notice that the most breathlessly ardent rejoicered of their restored “right” to say Merry Christmas are usually residents of those areas of the South and Midwest where the only non-Christians they ever come across are the occasional doctor at the regional medical center?

This is a real feel-good story. Recruitment by Twitter is something everyone can get behind because, like hiring a 2-person power company in Montana to fix Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after getting a LinkedIn message, it’s clear that there’s really nothing that can go wrong for the Ball brothers in Lithuania!

One could even say he’s been banished....

I know it’s been played out forever but crying Jordan still gets me

He’s was actually just helping the other inmate learn a valuable lesson about leaving a note instead of using the phone.

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

Liar!

Bingo. He’s like the doctor at the ER who “allows” the PA to do all the work while he casually scrolls in afterwards to hand you a script and send you on your way after 30 seconds.

Roy Moore was reportedly thrilled that Alabama wound up in the slot of something born in 2014.

It’s a really fast sports car/GT thing and everything else you pointed out in the article, on top of just being a 90s Toyota, which is the best lineup of cars ever made. All of the cars and trucks Toyota made in the 90s are/were bulletproof tanks that will last a long long time, made with quality and then some.…

Was this filmed off a CRT, or am I just finally seeing into the Matrix?

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.