Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

Just ask Doug DeMuro. For more of his thoughts on living in Philadelphia, you can read his article on autotrader dot com slash oversteer.

Name checks out.

If you’re worried about the $20 trillion dollar debt, maybe you should tell us you feelings about the DOD budget.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

And baby, you got a stew goin

There’s an alternate universe where the Cavs didn’t trade for Kevin Love, Wiggins was mentored by Lebron, and this season would see him passing the torch to Wiggins, instead of adding ever rustier scrapheap parts to this wheezing franken-hearse that will somehow still win the East, but then leave behind another ten…

You snarky son-of-a....*checks box score*.... 2 FOR 2?!?!?! EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS HERE WE COME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

No, you’re wrong.

Getting it in isn’t a problem, it’s getting it out in time that’s the issue.

I went to a high school in a really, really wealthy suburb (my family was really, really unwealthy), and there was a type of rich boy, all of them trust fund brats, sort of the Midwestern, North Shore equivalent of Diaper Don. They all had expensive cars and shitty attitudes. When I was young, I hated and feared them.…

This would be a hip-fun shirt to wear at your job:

My favorite part was when Hank pounded some PBRs and dry-humped the Joshua Tree.

You see that left thumb over there? That’s what Charlie Sheen’s dick looks like before his intensive moisturizing/simonizing regimen.

It’s “way safer” because it’s bullshit that doesn’t work.

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

So to make sure I understand this... facebook throws what amounts to a small town’s population at you over the course of a summer, you happen to recognize one last name and location out of the shotgun blast of randos that are passing through—not right away, though, after a couple of months, and only the first time…

From your tone, I'm guessing your parents didn't do a lot of actual parenting (or at least any that took). Raising children so that they don't become assholes is hard work.