Frightened inmate #2

I hear James Cameron can be hired for salvaging operations 

“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
- Creed Bratton
- Michael Scott

So were both senators from Michigan........You know, the place that got fucking hit THE HARDEST out of all 50 states the last time there was a recession.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

They are cousins though. And France is the home of Les Cousins Dangereux.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Antarctica is mostly known as a snowy wasteland

You find it funny that back in 2009 I poured my life savings into Classmates.com at $78 a share? Are you laughing at me? Am I a clown?

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

But those who did tune in—and that number slowly built, season after season...

Just taste it. Regular tastes a little tangy, Supreme tastes kinda sour, and Diesel tastes pretty good.

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

“I’m intrigued by your ideas Jerry, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.”

- Roy Moore

have you tried putting chocolate on it?

brita takes out the ancient particles that you actually need in order to decalcify your pineal gland and maintain true inner equilibrium, i.e. - no ankle sprains.

honestly: ankle sprains are just a holographic phantom of a truer inner projection of your ankles. I could explain more but that would involve you knowing…

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