If Between Two Ferns mated with a Real World: Chicago audition tape.

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

Something like this...

you know at this point, maybe we’re better off just handing things over to the Pentaverate

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

trying to decide which name is my favorite. possibly tyroil smoochie-wallace, but obviously donkey teeth is up there too.

First they came for the Eggos, and I cried not, “Leggo!”

I second (serve) this motion.

DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!!

It’s no Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, but I guess it’ll do in a pinch.

“My favorite ballsplayer was Babe Bruth. For your health.”

Hickory WHAT? Smoked WHAT?

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

I don’t really think anything is wrong with a toy truck. Still, i would think if he can “do anything with computers”, you’d see the kid with an ipad or something, once in awhile. Mostly, my joke didn’t work. Carry on :-)

What the hell is wrong with toy truck?

im hatch

My theory is that she’s actually a golem made of straw, animated through dark magicks, and that if you were to pry open her mouth you would find a tiny slip of parchment with a single word on it, written in the First Tongue of Man.