God is smiting the Drumpfs since Eric’s mom obviously did Gary Busey

That said, MAN if you overdo it on the edibles it is a SUPER unpleasant time.

REPORTER: Will Brody fix the drywall he damaged during the 2k17 Beaches ‘n Bitches Party?

I used to love 500 Days of Kristen because it was basically a daily open thread. Kristen was the blank screen on which we could project all our hopes and fears, and do so from the comfort of our cubicles and corporate bathroom stalls.

Agent v. Agent is like a wizard fight for assholes.

I really didn’t think the Trump wrecking ball would turn on it’s own so quickly but this is beautiful to watch. More chaos, please! 😄

I prefer my Donald wearing a tuxedo t-shirt because it says he’s formal but looking to party.

I come from a long line of misanthropes. It’s genetic. Ex. my 9 yr old niece:

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

Crazy Jimmy aside, get a colonoscopy when you turn 50. A colonoscopy is the only screening test that can actually prevent cancer. No, the prep is no fun but it is more fun than a surgery and six months of chemotherapy. I’m tired of seeing people in their early sixties with metastatic colon cancer that could have been…

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

a lot to chew on here.

*BOOM*

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

I’ve never had mine called “gentlemanly” before. It’s been called a lot of things over the years—”disappointing”, “mediocre”, “quick”, “humorous”, “unwelcome”, “laughable”, “small”, “boring”, “poorly groomed”, etc, etc—but never “gentlemanly”

So Tebow had 3 ABs yesterday and managed to create 5 outs. He just does more with less.

Favorite scene is when they’re nude in the locker room, one of their dicks swings toward Robert Vaughn, and he deadpan dodges it.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.