Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Yeah, but this is classic Pacman, a man with ghosts to deal with. You sign a big deal to play football, you wake up in a hotel and can’t believe your eyes when they’re trying to arrest you, you stick your finger in somebody’s face and eventually you go out in a hail of gunfire. It’s the “Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde.”

You know what, I probably deserve that seeing as my comments in the past have probably been disrespectful to you. We, clearly, have different views on the world and the only thing we probably would agree on is that the other one is wrong. But, maybe, we can agree that the disparity has only increased over time…

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Just based on this trailer, I can safely say that “Ride Along 3" does not seem like it’s for me.

So, is Tim’s dad a burner, or what?

I hope he used neatsfoot oil and not some bullshit like linseed oil.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Nope! I’m in month 9 without work, and the election has moved me into a spiral of “if you can’t find a job under Obama’s good economy, how are you going to live through whatever hell Trump wreaks?” We’ll see how it goes.

Yes.

Are we REALLY never more than 10 feet away from a spider at any time in our lives?

Will Herr Trump make us all get fake orange spray tans?! I would look terrible in fake orange spray tan. It will clash with my fake red hair in the Pussy Internmet Camp!

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

I actually lost weight when I was pregnant, in the first and second trimesters. Not really due to anything I was doing - at first I was super sick, but once that passed I just kept losing anyway. I actually insisted on seeing a dietician because I was certain I was starving my baby, but both the dietician and my dr…

I had a boss once who legit went to the doctor one afternoon and came to work the next day and announced to us that she was due to give birth in a couple weeks. Nobody had a clue, especially not her. she just looked a little overweight and she was on the pill so no reason to wonder about no periods.

Basically not.