I didn’t find out until 24 weeks, because I was on birth control that stopped my periods, and I wasn’t showing yet because it was my first pregnancy.

Have you ever watched the show? I, too, thought it would be full of stupid women or ignorant teenagers, but there are very solid reasons why women, some of whom already had children, wouldn’t know they were pregnant until they found themselves in excruciating pain during labor. Some of them were fit, active women who…

No. Some women don’t have regular periods, some women still get bleeding they believe is a period, depending on where the placenta attaches you may not even be able to feel movement at 20+ weeks, and check out some of the insanely fit women who get pregnant and look like they just a ate a big burrito at 7 months.…

I like Cooper, mainly because he’s not a DB. And he doesn’t blame anything on wind currents.

“Ted’s got cheese dribbling on to his chin, on to his shirt, on to his....where ever.”

Also:

I fixed it.

Where’s Ashley? Please tell me she’s only on vacay and her brain didn’t break from following the Donald’s every move the past year plus.

Ashley, you’re the hero we need, even if we don’t deserve you.

Would the world end if Simmons interviewed Hinkie? I’m thinking yes, but would like to hear your thoughts.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Bugle Boy Polo Shirt isn’t a shirt for a dapper man, or a suave man, or a man who values his appearance. It’s a shirt for a man who has resigned himself to dad-dom, so much so that he goes on a nationally televised cooking program looking like a children’s mannequin from 1993 that was hit by Rich Moranis’ enlarging…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Yeah, but heroin has never been more affordable.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

My aunt lives down the street from him. I’m going to visit for her for Thansgiving. I’ll show him your comments.

Things were looking up for him.

Gwen. I don’t blame you for leaving, but look where you left us :(

I would have been 8/9 when she was nominated for the job and maybe 16 when Bill’s term ended so I wouldn’t have been particularly engaged with what was happening in the world (I was a teenager, and one not living in America so yeah definitely unengaged in US politics among many things).

Folks, when Donald sends his surrogates, he’s not sending his best. He’s not sending you, Jezzies, no way no how. He’s not sending you. He’s sending surrogates that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing avarice and foolishness. They’re bringing stupidity. They’re…