Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

trying to decide which name is my favorite. possibly tyroil smoochie-wallace, but obviously donkey teeth is up there too.

First they came for the Eggos, and I cried not, “Leggo!”

I second (serve) this motion.

It’s no Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, but I guess it’ll do in a pinch.

“My favorite ballsplayer was Babe Bruth. For your health.”

Hickory WHAT? Smoked WHAT?

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

im hatch

My theory is that she’s actually a golem made of straw, animated through dark magicks, and that if you were to pry open her mouth you would find a tiny slip of parchment with a single word on it, written in the First Tongue of Man.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Yeah, but this is classic Pacman, a man with ghosts to deal with. You sign a big deal to play football, you wake up in a hotel and can’t believe your eyes when they’re trying to arrest you, you stick your finger in somebody’s face and eventually you go out in a hail of gunfire. It’s the “Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde.”

You know what, I probably deserve that seeing as my comments in the past have probably been disrespectful to you. We, clearly, have different views on the world and the only thing we probably would agree on is that the other one is wrong. But, maybe, we can agree that the disparity has only increased over time…

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Just based on this trailer, I can safely say that “Ride Along 3" does not seem like it’s for me.

So, is Tim’s dad a burner, or what?

I hope he used neatsfoot oil and not some bullshit like linseed oil.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Nope! I’m in month 9 without work, and the election has moved me into a spiral of “if you can’t find a job under Obama’s good economy, how are you going to live through whatever hell Trump wreaks?” We’ll see how it goes.