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Before Turning the Gun on Himself
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Counterpoint: Ina Garten is a good cook and a nice person. With so many rich dicks in the world, if she finds a little happiness, i won’t hate on her for it. We could use more Ina’s.

I was always under the impression that she was aware, and fine with it.

Someone always gotta bring up Harambe.

I feel a lot smarter and well-informed after having read this. He’s a good dude.

Billy Zane’s a cool dude...

She’s aged, like, 30 years in 18 months. I guess that’s what happens when your soul leaves your body.

Fun fact. That’s called steepling!

gabby knows what’s up. you my girl, gabbers.. also we’ve never met is it okay if i call you by nicknames?

it hurts because it’s true. pour me another round.

JANET RENO DANCE PARTY

there’s so much good going on in this thread.

I disagree. I think it was the Cavs this summer, but i’m just happy we got October baseball. Some cities go a long time with no title at all. I’ll take one in basketball, and competitive baseball. Football, on the other, hand....ugh.

stop trying to make fetch happen

+1 this is never not funny

RESPECT *clap* THE *clap* SOCIAL *clap* CONTRACT *clap*

It looks and sounds like she had too much work done, and can’t move her face and lips well enough to articulate her words. lol.

floating in the diaper tank...it’s not the future.

ha ha my bosses’ name is Jennifer, and i’m totally gonna call her Jennifart the next time i see her. she’ll laugh, don’t worry.

“Anyone capable of getting themselves elected President, should, on no account, be allowed to do the job” - Douglas Noel Adams.