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just stick to social inequality, christ.

Admitted Indians fan, but me and the fellas have a lot of fun coming up with puns for Corey.

They are good dogs, Patrick.

I literally didn’t even know this was a movie. So maybe marketing fail contributed as well?

If you’re good at tying ties, you should offer to do it for a male friend/SO sometime. Every man I know, myself included, HATES doing it, even if we’re good at it. Even when we’ve done it a thousand times, it always feels like we’re teetering on the brink of fucking it up beyond all recognition. You’ll really make…

why are you discussing politics with your coworkers.

Can you get Feinberg to ask Trump about Pokemon?

Is HamNo more insufferable or less insufferable in person?

+1

I hope around the office, they refer to you affectionately as “Petch”.

This is uproariously good kinja. Thanks, Barry.

god i love Zodiac.

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What’s the biggest glass of water your dad has ever drank?

Tyler Naquin has been clubbin’ dongs left and right for awhile now, why no love for his dongs? I think you’re biased against the Indians.

the pedigree is amazing, you shut your damn mouth.