Nathan Phillips has more grace in his pinky finger than I have in my whole damn body, to stand there and maintain his dignity in the face of these little entitled pieces of shit. May this haunt them and their fuckwit parents for a very long time.

Uuuugggghhhh, the shoe of choice for privileged white frat-bros (which I realize is redundant).

Jesus God.

Yeah, I don’t get it either. He’s not - at least so far - telling everyone else they have to be like him, he’s just doing his thing. I don’t see the harm.

Excellent article on a very important topic. These crackers are aces.

Fake news. The best food item there is that gotdam chocolate chip cookie. CANNOT. STAY. AWAY.

Jesus God she looks like Melanoma in that picture.

Charlottesville resident here - as I always do when DeAndre’s assault comes up, I need to remind people that the parking garage where this happened is maybe 30 feet from the police station. Not even across the street, as some media types report, but across a tiny little alley. Like, you can stand at the doorway of the…

Regina King.

Oh she’s absolutely an Amber. Where I live, Amber is 100% a redneck racist drug addict.

This is just beautiful, amazing writing. Amazing.

“obnoxious, boisterous, and immature” - these are exactly the descriptors I think of with him! That said, I would still bang that like a screen door in a hurricane. I mean, my God, just look at him. 

Reading this article thinking to myself, “Hmmm. Wonder if he’s a goddamn married-with-children Republican?” And sure enough...

I always LOL so hard at them with their healthy eating and yoga and meditation and yet they live on cigarettes. #1 thing anyone can do for their health is to not smoke or stop smoking. All the organic kale and downward facing dog can’t undo the shit you’re putting into your lungs.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Song. And. Now. 2018. Is. Officially. The. Shittiest. Year. Of. My. Life.

I mean, I’m sorry if this sounds like addiction shaming (is that a thing?), but as someone who has to walk through and breathe in your vape cloud, it’s not in any way less gross than smoking. Oh, and fuck you very much for vaping in the bathrooms where you’re not supposed to. Keep that shit outdoors.

I have seen it up close and in person. It is an engineering marvel. Like, you can’t help but admire the amount of time and hairspray is involved in creating and maintaining that astonishing helmet. It is otherworldly.

Oh my fucking god yes. Yes they did.

Completely nekkid on those rocks? I call BS. His knees and her entire backside would have been ripped to shreds. Either ‘shopped or just posed for the snap and they hustled on back down to earth. Either way, they’re too skinny and too into themselves to be attractive or interesting.

EXACTLY.