In our family cookie dough is its own food group. RARELY does it make it to the oven. We’re on to the 3rd generation of this and zero salmonella. In other words, you can have my raw dough when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

I’ve used that expression for kids in the past, but as soon as I learned that it’s offensive to people of color you can be damn sure I stopped saying it. This staffer had the same opportunity to learn and do better, too, but doesn’t seem like she took advantage of it.

Well I love Serena but there’s nothing inspiring about what she’s showing for “extended” sizing. $80 leggings? $55 white t-shirt with her logo S on it? A cardigan and skirt in an absolutely hideous pattern? Here’s hoping for more and better from this line.

This right here.

As long as he doesn’t say anything or do anything (other than me), he’s definitely a Would. But once he starts being himself, kick his dumb ass out.

I will always love Forever FLOTUS for her zero-fucks attitude that day.

Forever FLOTUS did great. Because she is always and forever total class.

I love this theory more than I’e ever loved any other theory in my entire damn life.

NO MORE OLD WHITE GUYS!

As much as I loathe both presidents Bush (and it’s A LOT), this was my first thought also - that’s a lot of loss for a family in a pretty short of amount of time.

Lee Atwater was garbage through and through.

All the stars for “Jeb!” #neverforget!

At least McCandless didn’t endanger an entire tribe of people with his foolishness.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? No. No no no. Don’t compound this goddamn disaster by trying to go in and get his corpse. I’m sorry but the interests of protecting these people from further encroachment far outweigh his family’s interest in getting his remains back.

Oh. My. God.

I’m one of those white Americans who had never heard of the Green Book before learning about this movie. There’s plenty of info about it online that I’ve been looking at, and I’m disappointed to hear that this movie follows a conventional storytelling path and doesn’t delve in to it more.

Safety first!

“not frequenting places that practice unequal enforcement” - YES. Tell the owner/manager what you witnessed and why you won’t be spending any more of your money there, and remind them that you’ll be sharing your views far and wide. Then boycott, picket, spread the word. We did these here in Charlottesville (story here)…

I don’t watch the NBA and I’ve only seen her in a couple of things, but - I kind of love them? And am really happy they’ve had this baby together? Is that totally weird?

I love the Queen in anything and everything the end.