I could not love anything more than I love EVERY SINGLE WORD of this. Brava!

Obligatory “I don’t know who any of these people are”. Also, as per uzh, most of these looks are deeply, deeply tragic. *sigh*

Spot on. The whole crunchy exoskeleton is a big NOPE. And the stringy legs??? Fuck no.

ALL OF THIS. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

I mean, she’s hawking her book, so...

#neverforget

I thoroughly appreciate this reference.

Wow, how bad could it be? You’ve got people waiting on you hand and foot. Take a shit ton of books and a good pair of boots for your daily constitutional and I think it sounds amazing. 

This is her job, for which she is well-compensated. She’s not an idiot. She signed a hell of a business contract with this fat orange turd. I don’t think she gives two shits about anyone except herself and her son. She gets NO points from me.

Pete Souza, of course, had the perfect photo for this.

That’s a pretty darn cute baby!

1) A fucking lot.

As usual, it’s Pete Souza FTW.

There is no bottom for this garbage administration. 

How about if people stop calling themselves “Lil” whatever? That would be grrreeeaaaattttt.

Oh God. I’m so, so sorry.

15 (and then only 12) years for gunning down a woman. Jesus.

Did anybody see the movie “P.S.” with Topher and Laura Linney?? No? Just me?

Haha! Well, I’d say pro and very, very con. 

Same. There is definitely something unholy going on with Trump, Ivanka, and Jared. YEAH I SAID IT.