Oh dear god I image-searched this Bingo person and it was a very, very bad idea. So much ick.

Your dad is a wise and admirable man with impeccable taste.

Me too!

Congratulations! Sending you best wishes for a healthy pregnancy and baby!

I love this.

As one of those white people who have had a lot of bridges burned since the whole Trump shitshow got started, I completely endorse the notion that we, white Americans, created the problem and that it is us, white Americans, who have to fix it. Fuck politeness. Fuck civility. Fuck maintaining family harmony. We have to…

This is an important point. There is a tremendous amount wrong with white American Christianity. Sorry, I mean “Christianity”. 

This is brilliant. Thank you!

“I may have...” and “there were mistakes” - NO DUDE, FUCKING NO. Classic non-apologies, and I hope the women he harmed will non-accept them. In other words, I’m inclined to believe the women.

Wow. It’s heartbreaking that there even exists a “hell no” list. You’d think anyone with more than enough money and some fame could reach out every now and then. That just sucks.

Well, roasts suck, Weinstein sucks, and Demi Moore - who even knew she was still around? So this is just a whole lotta suckitude convening in one place.

That just looks all kinds of wrong. ALL KINDS.

Are you me?? My ex wouldn’t even DISCUSS a vasectomy after we were done having children. It seemed like a more-than-fair idea to me, since I had carried ALL of the physical burden of birth control, pregnancy, and childbirth during our time together (which started in high school, BTW). His dad also wouldn’t neuter…

FUCK THAT DOCTOR WITH A WHITE-HOT POKER.

This poor man. He certainly deserves better than this shit sandwich HD is making him eat.

Ever since she let Benjamin Bratt get away I’ve had no interest in Julia. 

Honestly I thought Rooney just came across like an uptight dick. Which, I guess, he was? Never liked him anyway.

Irrelevant. He should be gone NOW.

On top of...

This is the correct take.