Cut off a woman’s breast = R.

Absolutely. If you are comfortable in water it might limit how much you panic, and controlling your panic goes a long way in helping you survive.

“all three of her children”

This should have one million more stars.

Pirro is pure unadulterated trash. 

OMG Fat Leonard. I am perhaps unwisely entertained by the whole Fat Leonard saga.

I am fully on board this conspiracy train.

Carter Page uses his academic initials in his Twitter name!!!!! I’m rolling. What a jackass.

Oh God, what I wouldn’t do to have him back.

Trump was clearly subordinate, seeking attention and approval from Putin. He continually turned toward him, looked at him, nodded while Putin was speaking, smiled in agreement with things Putin said. Meanwhile Putin kept his body facing the audience, rarely looked in Trump’s direction, had very few visible reactions…

YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR STAR.

Same. And I just figure it’s all she can talk about because the damn diet is so ridiculous and restrictive that it creates obsessions. I’m close to 100% certain she sneaks around and “cheats” on herself with fast food. Moron.

BINGO!

A-fucking-MEN! When women at the lower end of the income spectrum have their employers’ enthusiastic support of pumping; when we recognize that requiring moms to return to work after a paltry 6 weeks* is not best for them or their babies; and when we provide universal, high-quality breastfeeding education and support…

A floppy squishy belly and clothes that desperately need to be washed would beautifully complete this picture. 

No flack from me. We all gotta take care of our babies and ourselves in the ways that work best for US AND OUR FAMILIES, and fuck anyone else’s opinion. I’m sorry you had such a hard time - nothing about being a new mom is easy. I wish you a smooth transition back to work!

Fuck the Southern Baptists. That’s all I’ve got.

I watched the news conference again today, this time without the sound. Their body language TELLS. EVERYTHING. I was amazed at how clearly they communicated their respective roles.

THIS SHOULD HAVE ALL THE STARS.

This gif has made my entire day worthwhile. THANK. YOU.