White person here and, sadly, can confirm this is true. It’s particularly egregious in the education field, where I work.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Jesus God this woman is a disaster.

So did she explain what she “really meant”? I bet that would be a doozy.

It’s so hard to keep up!

Yep. Relapse is a normal and expected part of recovery. This means that a lot (not all) of folks in recovery will experience at least one relapse. We should be much more open about that, so recovering people don’t think they’ve “failed” when really they’re just going through a predictable part of the process.

This deserves ALL the stars.

Cilantro is vile and ruins everything it comes in contact with. I haaaaate it, but I don’t find the taste soapy. It’s just . . . I don’t know how to describe it, but it makes me gag.

Everything you said. All of it.

Thank you for doing the Lord’s work.

“dad of five” - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! As if fathering children takes a toll on your damn body.

Nielsen is a beast from the bowels of hell. I’m talking Cheney-levels of evil.

This is everything that makes me side-eye wine “aficionados” in one fell swoop. So earnest, so precious with all his little toys. Give me a fucking break. If you’re going to go ahead and pour it through a sieve anyway, just open the damn cork like normal and filter out any bits that fall in! Lordy.

I thank God every 5 years when I go through the hell of the prep and then the colonoscopy itself, because the alternative is so much worse. Watching my mother die from colon cancer sucked a lot more than a day or two of discomfort and inconvenience. Colon cancer is one of those cancers that can actually be CURED. Not…

She’s a massive control freak who orchestrates every single aspect of her and her kids’ lives. I have no doubt that everyone jumps when she snaps her fingers. Her PR team is top-notch and will steamroll anyone who tries to paint her as anything other than a completely dedicated mother and world-changing activist.

Jesus. Fuck.

I’m so glad that didn’t turn out with the other outcome. That is terrifying.

As a mom who is grateful on the daily that her kids are healthy and thriving adults, please allow me to remind everyone else - WATCH. YOUR. LITTLE. ONES. ALL. THE. TIME.

Be the super hyper annoyingly vigilant person here. You HAVE to be. Backyard pools are a tragedy waiting to happen.

What a wise mom you had.

I’ve always been meh about Reese but is she maybe overdoing her Southern-girl thing a bit too much? Even if it’s in service of her over-priced brand, it’s still . . . I don’t know, annoying?