Well I’m an equal opportunity hater of vocal fry and upspeak, whether it’s a man or a woman doing it. It’s just goddamn annoying.

I pretty much have zero opinion about either of them but this picture with her tongue sticking outta her mouth just squicks me out. Bigly.

Totes.

Good on you, Dwayne. Lordy, I remember nursing my babies and feeling the energy just drain out of me. It would have been amazing to have someone feeding me at the same time!

A hot drink is guaranteed to trigger a hot flash for me, so....not so much cooling me down. For people who aren’t middle-aged women? Their mileage may vary.

This fucking asshole and his chunky gold mob-boss rings. He lampoons himself and doesn’t even realize it.

She is “no longer employed within the Executive Office of the President”. This doesn’t mean she’s been canned by the Administration. They could very well just be giving her a different job elsewhere. Because they’re shit like that.

That Muppet - all I see is Donatella Versace. Not even sorry.

All the stars. Take them.

Savannah! Sit up straight, girl! Dang.

I don’t think they’re “becoming insufferable”, I think they - like most highly successful celebrities - have already reached insufferable-ness.

And women will be required to remove their head coverings “for security purposes”.

My opinion? This dinner is a bigger insult than last year non-dinner was. At least not holding the iftar was honest. He hates Muslims, we all know it, message received. But this bullshit fake event is worse. He thinks Muslims are so stupid and self-loathing that they’ll fall all over themselves to praise him and…

That IS a lot. Any one of those on their own would be a lot!

1) Start with naturally gorgeous face.

Gillespie will rot in hell for that despicable ad. As he should.

Reporting from Virginia here, and I can tell you that this guy 100% thinks Africa is a single country. Not an intellectual powerhouse, is what I’m saying.

I am so very, very sorry. My family also knows this pain and it is indescribable. May the Universe bring you peace.

LOVE that picture of our forever FLOTUS Michelle!

Do yourself a favor and binge “Homicide: Life on the Streets”.