Yeah, I literally dropped one of my kids on his head - wood floor! no carpet! - and he was fine.

Thank you for sharing your experience. I’m so glad you’re here to tell us about it.

Fuck you for thinking you’re clever with your logic-free comment.

These are all part of why I try to never go out anywhere. Because....all those people.....shudder.

I don’t get open shelving AT ALL. Doesn’t your stuff get dirty? Dusty? Do you really want to spend time making sure things are lined up and displayed nicely? There’s a reason cabinets have doors, people!

100% correct. Team No Islands!

::raises hand::

Yeah, but I still would. I mean, hell, the guy is SIX FEET EIGHT, lean, smart, and knows some shit. It wouldn’t even be a hate-fuck, either.

The pictures make it look like li’l Maile is just tucked right into her blouse and I so with it was true!

Samesies. Those people ain’t right. I mean, truly. It’s weeeeeird for adults to be all into this shit.

Kontour Kardashian would be AMAZING.

+1 for “ouevre”.

Same. I have no desire to survive the apocalypse.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

Oh my God. So painfully accurate!

I cannot fathom why this doesn’t have more stars.

Samesies. I wash it every 3 days or so, sometimes a little longer...I just hate the whole shampoo/having wet hair nonsense! It’s bright purple right now so I guess it’s just as well I’m not washing every day.

Dear Goddess I love this gif.

::raises hand::

Read it when it was first published. Refuse to watch. Real life gives me more than enough anxiety, I don’t need it for my “entertainment”.