I don’t even know what to say to someone as rigid and judgmental as you. I’m curious how old you are. I’m curious how much you actually allow yourself to feel real feelings and experience real life. Because you sound like a self-righteous monster.

I appreciate that you capitalized Rabbit.

Road trip to Indiana!!

She truly is.

Jamocha Shake. No more needs to be said.

I don’t see anywhere that he’s demanding “to be protected as a child”. He’s put himself in the public eye and he’s taking whatever people throw at him, even the constant stream of shit from wingnuts.

These kids. I mean. I don’t know how to put in to words. They are ASTONISHING.

Jesus God this is the stuff of nightmares.

It’s wine. Fucking WINE. A beverage meant to be consumed and enjoyed. I can’t imagine giving a fuck about how other people drink it.

Dear Martha,

Heather Locklear is clearly a troubled person. So I can’t even snark on her, just hope she’s getting some help.

I don’t care about her age, she’s just super annoying to me.

Julia Roberts is......still a thing??

You’re not at all incoherent. These are important and legitimate things to bring up.

I agree with you to the extent that more than one thing can be true at the same time - the Krims could have been abusive employers (I don’t know, I haven’t read much about this case) AND Ortega could be a cold-blooded murderer OR she could have been in such an extreme psychotic state that she didn’t understand what…

Stunning. I rarely like asymmetric gowns, but this one works beautifully.

Yes Lord please!

I am now in love with you.

Jay-quellen.

Absolutely cannot choose. Not if you held a gun to my head. There are so many!