@bombastinator: I think for penance Kat should probably buy one of these devices and use it to put on her socks everyday for a month. A shoehorn too, she'll need to carry a shoehorn wherever she goes.

Trouble putting on your socks? Cut off your feet! Problem solved.

AMOLED in the iPhone/iPad?

@hollohill: I've watched an entire hour of ads... in a movie theater.

@Master_Soda: Most definitely. Leave all spears and bows/arrows outside.

@Brownski: No, I originally just wrote "That's Philippe Halsman" but I didn't want anyone piping up to say "No, It's obviously Dali - idiot!".

@Brownski: That's Philippe Halsman's photograph.

Hey guys, so I just opened my first Starbucks location there. Just want to let everyone know that I'm giving away free Trenta sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, quad-shot, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha with light whip and extra syrup to anyone who comes in with a tribes person.

@JChapa: This is hilarious.

@38thsignal: Oh.. well, I thought it was funny.

@blyan is not on fire: Ya, and so much more. Easily the most intelligent time waster on the webs.

@blyan is not on fire: Ya, the way the article was laid out I wasn't fully sure reading it either, but was pleasantly surprised finding out it was McSweeney's at the end.

I think everyone missed the *McSweeney's* at the end of this article.

@blyan is not on fire: McSweeney's...

Actually, I found that my original iPhone worked just fine as a ping pong paddle. With a Zagg invisible shield on it, it was almost better than the crap paddles my college handed out.

It might be 36% beef, it might be 88%.

Well, at least he has some of his custom mods sorted.

A look into the future shows that after his mom cancelled his XBL account he put his considerable one-sided attention into writing viruses for Windows.

I thought it would have been a lot better if you could apply the effect in real time.

Giz, Lifehacker, io9, Jalop - repeat.