I vote Jalop buys it.

It's time for a Bude Light.

Here's some things I learned while working for a moving company:

Basically an entire article on moving in reply.

If you can map those buttons to Photoshop tools this would be pretty sweet.

"May cause human consumption"

Value's not going up anytime soon, and they're grandfathering it by discontinuing support.. or that's what it looks like anyway. When is the last time you plugged your PowerPC in and tried to do anything with it? I don't want to see my nearly 3 grand Apple desktop turn into the useless pile of sweet looking aluminum…

Everybody just needs to keep this shit on the down low until I sell my Mac Pro. OK? ok thanks.

I think there was a really important point missed here. What the hell kind of concrete does a person buy? I wanted to do some concrete projects a while ago, I went to Home Depot to buy some concrete, realized that I'm not Bob the Builder and then left shamefully empty handed.

Take a bath in hot sauce, works every time.

Sure, tell me this two days after spending the night puking my spleen out...

I'm the guy who complained that chip bags are too hard to open.

Impressive to say the least, but from a distance the sounds and visual make it look like a guy throwing up violently into a garbage can.

There will be one of these in every home.

Can they make a different version that's safe for use in the sun? I would save 1 billion dollars on prescription sunglasses.

Schrodinger's network. The link you are about to click is both porn and not porn.

Please let Kate Beckinsale have three boobs.

Broan. Sounds like something that should become a ubiquitous slang for farting. "I totally Broaned", "that sounded like you broaned your pants", "that cheeseburger gave me the broans" etc.

I've nearly killed myself eating too much Indian and Thai and similarly stinky awesome smelling food.

Tin foil is no good, I can sell you a black market hatchet for yer little problem though.