me: ...what's this?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Go grab one of these knobs, then go home and grab your knob!

@Wolfstone is informative: Tits or GTFO would have been more apropos.

@staticfive: They should find a way... start a cutting business on the equator somewhere with a high number of sunny days. Boom, Skrillionaire.

@SparklyJesus: I don't mean to be pedantic, but couldn't this be shortened to "pedantdick"?

@fastactingrelief: Also, is this being used in industrial settings to cut metal, or weld?

"I smoke rocks"

"Smoke filled the air, everywhere you looked was completely saturated with it. No one had seen the sun in weeks. Once the bras started to burn there was no stopping them. The numbers increased by the day, and the fires spread thick, inescapable smoke . Through the smoke they ran, like loosed Velociraptors, fueled…

@socket7: Where do you buy your ferrowatt bulbs?

Mew! Mew! Mew!

@Absent Blue: Is it lazy, or apathetic?

Hmm, that's interesting. It looks like Al Qaeda is one of the five standby's. I wonder if they'll get it...

The perfect compliment for a well balanced meal.

I feel like the GoPro needs to be in this list.

Cowboys and Aliens, sweet!

This seems like a slight improvement on the NEX-VG10. I think they are already doing this, but if you want to get technical there is a slight size difference between APS-C and Super 35mm.

Well, I guess we don't need reality anymore...

@Enorym:

Naked? These are blurry pixelated silhouettes. I couldn't give even a conjectured estimate of the penis size of any of the individuals in the video.

Could this be good in an emergency car kit? I know breaking down in minus 20-40c can be pretty dangerous with a baby. I'd get one.