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Pygmy Borborygmi
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@NorwoodIsMyHero: Lick the walls! Definitely lick the walls! He's lying to you! He's one of them!

@Zinger314: "Yo dawg, I know you like voicemail, so I put a voicemail in your voicemail so you can check it while you check it."

I was all like "yea, I'll watch like 4 minutes of this and I'm done" I was wrong.

@nbergseng: I'm sure this is being cut into an impressive commercial. The behind the scenes stuff seems to be turning into an integral part of this breed of viral marketing. I'm shocked (and relieved) they didn't have 5D plastered all over the place, and I'm sure the finished product is stunning.

"small enough to be fitted inside a typical helmet."

LIIIINNNNE PIEEECE!!!

Egg-Bot — Because Pysanka-Bot just didn't sound quite right.

And here I thought plaid chickens made plaid eggs.

@ericlaw02: Relegated to the realm of fond memory, I'll have to try Windows 7 one of these days...

@CptnGrammar: I'm totally with you man. These people have been paving the way to better technology with R&D dollars for years. Just let them throw their "BEST CAMERA EVER *of the year" in the garbage for a couple more years, and enjoy your DSLR. I am certain the quality gap will start to close soon enough.

@Billybird: This guy is definitely smuggling something.

ohh paleontology... the things you discover...and then later discover you were wrong about.

Fight back.

...Exploding dye packs. That'll show em.

@diasdiem: I feel like a ninja now.. you are the man!

Somewhere between Clippy, the Start Bar maze, the endless search flashlight, that stupid fucking search dog, and endless windows popping up to tell me something connected to some other thing I already knew about, I switched to Mac.

Did they get Borat to help them with the product name?