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I am Wife on Mars, and I approve this message!

I see a SUPER FLUFFY FLUFFSTER DEMANDING TO BE SNUGGLED AND BE FED THE VERY BEST TREATS!!!  

Team cat is here for this.

First week of her first year of law school she was at NYFW so yeah, she’s taking Georgetown Law real seriously, about as seriously as she took Penn. It’s a disgrace they ever let her in. She should have gone to George Mason Koch Funded Law School. She and her mother are grifters like the rest of them. Remember the

Poor rich Tiffany...as long as she’s spending his money and keeping her mouth shut she’s complicit. 

I do not. Daddy tried to get her a modeling career. Daddy then tried to get her a music career. Daddy now has gotten her into law school, which....I don’t know when she is actually studying or going to class because she is on vacation A LOT all year for someone in law school. So Daddy will probably be responsible for

God, I hate that fucking Trump mouth so damn much. She and her brothers all constantly have that doofy expression permanently stapled to their dumb faces.

Unfortunately, the Narcissistic Personality Disorder Card already hit blackout.

I like to check off presidential behaviors against this symptom checklist:

Coming up on the third year of the Trump presidency

Trump fans love his constant grievances and profound emotional immaturity because they see themselves in him.

Being specifically mentioned on Trump’s enemies list should warrant some sort of honor come awards season.

Fun fact: on that same tour, he saw the large picture of Obama’s inauguration, and asked if it was his. (And yes, that really happened.)

Now playing

‘You know, they love me in the Netherlands.’

Depp should have no part in anything, ever again. Fuck that guy.

Oh yes, they all do. The weak chin is strong with the Donald.

She gets it from him

Basically she was fired for saying things that, if you just created a random list of 100 things you thought about the president and asked a random person on the street, they would say “Yeah, I believe that to be true”. 

“You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”