This would happen to me, I just know it.

or, pee in there, and tell EVERYONE.

• The Trump administration has told immigrant families who had previously been granted permission to stay in the country so they or their loved ones could receive lifesaving medical care that they have 33 days to leave the United States. Those told they must leave include several children who are receiving treatment for…

Scrolling past those tweets up there is like stepping around the same pile of dog shit on the sidewalk every day.

Manly umbrella skills

“Have I lost some votes because of my decision to support Justice Kavanaugh? Yes, I have. And I’m sad about that because I explained in great depth my decision-making,” Collins said. But “there still is an appreciation in Maine for someone who looks at the facts of an issue, votes with integrity and independence.”

I disliked Reagan.

I love how Trump’s tweets further destabilized the stock markets, thus proving once again that if we DO have a sudden nose dive overall it’s probably because he had a thought that he couldn’t just keep to himself.

Here’s a couple of verses for him:

I’ve always thought he’d be the jackass in class who didn’t do the reading and went ahead with the book report anyway. Looks like I was right!

Not just orders, but “hereby ordered”.

LMFAO

I’ve seen petulant 2 and 3 year olds whine less than this fucking president.

I will never not be angry at everyone who stayed home or voted third party in 2016.

Living in constant terror that she’ll die before Trump is going to kill me, I swear.

Every goddamn time I see RBG in the headlines, I have a few seconds of panic before I have a chance to read far enough to see that she’s not dead. Fucking hell.

[extremely Elton John voice] get that, chonky cat

Very little makes me as sad as thinking about pets surrendered by someone who couldn’t take care of him anymore, for both the people & the pet. I’m sure there are some people who are moving to Dallas for work and are just like fuck this chonk, but there are a lot more sick/old people who hit a point where they have to…

C’mon heart attack...or stroke. It’s gotta be any day now, and while Pence is evil, he also has all the charisma of a boulder and should be easy to defeat in 2020.

Takes a special kind of stupid to provoke an international incident with Denmark, especially for such a deeply insane reason.