Thank you. <3 <3 I’m sorry you had to deal with it as well.

Maybe the man who subsists entirely on big Mac’s and KFC and who only exercises by walking from the golf cart to the tee shouldn’t be mocking people for their weight.

McConnell’s shoulder is okay. Hm.

“Greenland Tells Trump That They Are Not For Sale, Actually!”

Don’t worry, he didn’t apologize.

Which means no one should feel sorry for his supporters. Ever.

Trump knows, like, six adjectives: Incredible, tremendous, best, beautiful, biggest, huge.

its a tremendous word.

“Everything’s good, I love the guy. He’s the best thing that ever happened to this country.”

I’m half Black and half Sicilian, and to me this is just a male ego thing because Fredo is the ultimate coward to a lot of people. His race has nothing to do with why he’s so reviled. Cuomo just didn’t want to look like a punk. Comparing Fredo to n***** is so offensive it’s moronic.

When asked for comment, Shark said: “Even I won’t eat that shit.”

A LOT of these look ‘shopped.

Thank you! Maybe it’s the lighting but every part of it looks incredibly fake.

Its not just you. He totally looks shooped into that image. The shadows and lighting are all weirdly off. 

There’s never a great white shark around when you need one. 

You hear that, free-loaders?! No more poor huddled masses yearning to breathe free! 

When this is over (or Trump's checks inevitably bounce), it’ll be back to Zircon & Rayon for those two.

First of all, how the fuck do you “catch and release” while spearfishing?

When I was a wee little Bells, I read a story about Spontaneous Human Combustion aaaand for years I was utterly terrified that it was real and it might happen to me at any moment.

Oh my gawd!