He did that tour before he did the Broadway show.

I’m truly wishing for even worse things, but I’ll take disBarrment for a start. We get through 2020 and Warren gets to appoint a new AG. Let’s hope the new admin cleans up hugely and goes fully public on all the shit that went down under Trump. I don’t want any of this fucked up “not gonna say anything bad about my…

There’s really only one question that I have after 2+ years of this bullshit: Why? Why are there so many people who are willing to defend this ass clown and his abuse of power? Does he have kompromat on them? Are they in bed with him financially? Are they so afraid of what will happen if the conservative rich white…

I mean, what else do you want them to do?? Seriously.

Considering Trump is involved, nothing is certain until the ink is dry. Paid parental leave would be a rare notch in Trump’s belt that liberals would actually get behind — and would be a launch pad for Ivanka to crow about if (when?) she decides to run for office herself.

She’s the first Democratic presidential candidate in the 70+ category to release details of her health. “There are no medical conditions or health problems that would keep her from fulfilling the duties of the President of the United States,” Woo wrote.

Ashley, I’m going to say it’s no accident that in a post where trump is talking about flushing turds 10-15 times, you picked a photo where his mouth is looking more anus-like than ever.  Good job!

And how much damage that does to the plumbing in the Residence, which I’m sure was not designed to withstand a daily dose of his face goop plus his apparently massive unflushable hamberder turds.

Water pressure is governed by local jurisdiction you orange ball of ignorance and cowardice.

“And I hate to say it — it doesn’t make you look as good,” Trump said. “Being a vain person that’s very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look.”

Also, it drives me to distraction every godddamn time the Asshole-in-Chief says they’re looking at something “strongly”. That makes no fucking sense. Closely. Critically. Thoroughly. “Strongly” makes it sound like he’s either giving it a very stern look, staring at said thing/concept until it blinks, or trying to…

No - that’s actually how you tell it’s really her.

Fuck Marriane Williamson!! The fact that she and Tulsi are still in the race and Kamala isn't just infuriates me.

I genuinely don’t know which one is worse. 

Zoiks!

I always just pictured Trump rubbing his face with Circus Peanuts or Cheetos every morning. Depending on if he was feeling sweet or salty that day.

Trump needs to watch some makeup youtube videos so he can at least put that shit on right.

anyone else find it weird a Swiss makeup brand calls itself “Bronx” Colors, and also why the america-only spelling of colour, without a U? kind of weird, no?

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…