George and Louis are (often) scowling.  Charlotte on the other hand, always looks like she was born to do this.  

They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part),

Uh, no. No. I think the word she’s trying to find is “violated.” Nothing feels like rape except rape.

You forgot cruelty.

Marianne Williamson isn’t just a “meditation guru” and a “lesser-known” figure. She’s a New Age grifter; part Aimee Semple McPherson and part Louise Haye.

“Puerto Rico should love President Trump. Without me, they would have been shut out!”

Yeah, I think if dogs were capable of reason, they would want us to adopt other Good Doggos in their memory, rather than buying or cloning.

His racism and craving for wealth/power/respect comes from his dad/wanting his dad not to see him as the shitty little leech and failure he is. His wanting to be royalty and wanting to be accepted among elites and class comes from his mama. He was deeply unloved as a child, hates his own kids (except for one), and…

No one has ever loved him. That’s the hole he’s trying to fill.

It’s why he started throwing himself ‘campaign’ rallies 3 weeks after taking office. It’s the only way he’s ever felt loved, even though it’s not love.

And as far as ‘wealth’ goes, I’m pretty sure that my assets exceed my liabilities more than Trump’s does.

He’ll look like a christmas tree at the next formal event. He’ll blackmail the army into giving him medals and make congress make up orders that he can pin on himself because he’s a petty, jealous loser

Nah. Nixon, for all his faults, was actually quite intelligent and was actually interested in public service. Not saying what he did was great, but he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and paid for it. If Nixon had done what he did today, in our fractured hellscape of a US democracy nobody would have batted an…

If you think for a minute that we taxpayers didn’t pay for this whole family of grifters to get new duds because this was a work event . . .

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

In a way, he’s emblematic of the worst of Murica. Fat, ugly, wanting to be rich beyond avarice, wanting to have the most beautiful woman in the world, and wanting to be unimpeachable royalty and the power that comes with it.

The only thing less happy than the Queen in that pic is Donny’s bottom 3 buttons on that vest.

Kinja deals!!!

The Trump baby balloon has been stabbed by a Trump supporter...who managed to cut herself in the process and get arrested immediately afterwards. The balloon is okay and is back at full pressure!

Im missing the part of this article where I'm supposed to feel something for Marla Maples, a woman who voluntarily began dating a (disgusting) married man while he was still married who then had a very iconic divorce where his ex wife coined the phrase "don't get mad, get everything" and was shocked he was a dick…

In a million years I will never understand wanting to be married to Donald Trump. 

There is only one way I want to see Trump, any of them --- broke and in jail. I’d settle for broke.