Wrap dress...........Saran Wrap, that is.

“And all of you high handed “Oh, Congress has the moral imperative to impeach”

Just like the bible, I bet most republicans won’t read it but wait for authority figures to tell them what’s in it and why they should be mad at liberals and brown people.

Hi, Alexis. Loyal Jez reader here. I didn’t hate this article like the other apparent 100 people below me. First off, people forget this is a gossip site. Secondly, I think Dax and Kristen are insufferable white-bubble types. They annoy me. And I'm a hopeless romantic. Kristen cried on Ellen when she brought out a…

Is there ANYONE left in our government who can sit this narcissistic fuck down and explain to him that “bitch, this isn’t about you” this has never been about him, its about the very legitimate concerns regarding the election process as it pertains to the ways that bad actors can influence not only the minds of our…

According to Trump, the Mueller Report simultaneously completely and totally exonerates him AND is full of lies to make him look bad...

I know this is said all the time, and this is far from the most egregious example, but can you imagine if Obama would have said “bullshit” in a comment about a DOJ investigation involving him? Or one of the litany of Congressional Benghazi investigations? The right would have absolutely lost their minds hand wringing…

The [latest] wanna be assassin of Democrats is [also] from Florida, you say?

Melania does not have a great record on smart choices.

Maybe she meant the French “bête”? (As in stoo-pped)

I think it needs a dollop of Russian dressing to truly Be Best. 

I’m on team “The egg is bad.” It’s just too busy and the words don’t stand out well. It’s classically Trump: “more is more.” The tacky gold room of papercraft, if you will. And I happen to love this medium fwiw.

I love the art of quilling … on principle, I cannot love this egg.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on this, Ashley. I think the thing is hideous. 

Christ, what a tacky piece of shit.

Whoever is giving her this quilling egg should be giving her a pysanka egg, she’s a slav, and pysanka can be used to trap evil spirits inside, then the next thing you know, everyone in the administration is trapped inside a hollow egg shell for all eternity. 

No. 

Allow me to illustrate...

Why did I read those tweets? Why is he referring to himself in the third person? How is this man President?

“I offered the help of our great experts on the renovation and construction of ND Cathedral” -- Trump