God, I hate Ivanka as much as I do the orange lard ass.  Jesus, just stay home with your nebbish husband and ride the rest of the term out.

God, what an asshole to take the “never forget” and to use it on himself

He should be happy the govt is taking shit seriously. Any other person who lies as much as he has (and had up to that point) should understand why the feds would be checking on him. Especially if he’s lying about dealing with a country that’s…

Exactly. None of it is an accident.

Yeah, and he’ll pardon himself too.

THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN (We will never forget)!

Christ does he do anything but tweet?

Thankfully, the civil authorities calming and dispassionately put out the following on Twitter after his stupidity: “All means are being used, except water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure.”

I can’t.  Notre Dame is in flames today and the symbolism is too on point.  Jesus.  This is how people must have felt in the early-30s, watching the world slowly fall apart and knowing there was nothing to be done about it.

Twitter needs to cancel his fat ass.

But again, what the hell do I know?

That glam trip to Africa ... yeah, remember the pith helmet & jodhpur look she was rocking?  Can’t help but think that was done to get some covers ... so just like forever, Melania is full of horseshit.

Melania is losing her “exotic, angry spy” looks rapidly. Now she’s more of an ”angry, middle aged squinter” who lacks purpose entirely.

That dress is hideous, not to mention her choice of husband. I’d want my face covered up too.

Former professional model...

Former professional model... doesn’t want to be on the cover of Vogue because IT’S too superficial?

Putting the “curse” back in cursive. About damn time.

If I ever had kids, I will absolutely force them to learn and practice cursive. I have a 12-year-old nephew and his print handwriting is atrocious, never mind cursive. They do all their school assignments on tablet computers. 

He rides a bike when he’s on tour too! Last time he was on tour here he rolled up next to my boyfriend at the traffic lights, and later came in to one of our local watering holes with his helmet. Can confirm that he’s a delightful human.

I was at the Waldorf Astoria, and was 8 months pregnant. I went into the ladies room, which – it being a ritzy joint and all – had a powder room, and then a room with stalls. Being substantially pregnant, I made a beeline for the stalls. There were maybe three or four in a row, and the last one was empty. But just as…

Saying “Do you have any idea who I am?” to famous people just might be my new favorite power move.