Of course I’d vote for someone who has a goldendoodle (or any other dog). But preferably not Kirsten Gillibrand - with whose every appearance I’m less impressed. She’s just so Tipper Gore.

About Trump’s tweet: it was based on an error by the Fox Business Channel’s graphics dept. In fact 55% was his UNfavorable rating in that poll. (Somehow 43% still approve)

“I mean, I heard the guy couldn’t even tell a lie! What a loser!”

I’m absolutely fucking terrified for the 2020 election. I can’t deal with 6 more years of this. Because if we pick someone like Bernie, he’ll get re-elected. Nothing against Bernie personally, but the more “radical” (not my word, but the opposition) the candidate we end up with, the more likely we are to lose. And I’m…

One in six migrant children in the U.S. are residing in a shelter owned by a private equity firm.

This. 

Glad I’m not the only one that came here to say this.

I hope that when Barr is done finding the spies, he still has time to help OJ find the real killer.

Holy Jesus Fuckballs Banana-licking Christ.

Those signs are infuriating! “I regret my abortion” but you had the option to get one didn’t you!

Absolutely. But Washington understood something Trump never will. Yes, if your name is on it, you won’t be forgotten, but if you live an honorable and respectable life and be the kind of person other people WANT to remember, they will put your name on things. Washington didn’t name anything for himself because he was…

Those signs are really pissing me off “I Regret My Abortion.” I’m sorry that you do, that’s awful. Doesn’t mean that everyone, or even the majority of people, regret them, and you shouldn’t take away other people’s options just because you regret your choice.

“I compared the photos of the crowds at his inauguration and mine, and there were more people at mine"

A lot of the time I’m horrified by the untold damage this man and his administration are doing to human rights, international relations, the planet, etc., etc., etc. But I admit that even more often I’m just so, so, so, so, SO embarrassed that this putz is the president of MY country. I voted against him and yet I’m…

Nope.

“How many Twitter followers did he have?  I’l bet I have two or three times as many!”

This whole administration makes me feel tired and depressed. Not surprised. Just tired.

“Also I would’ve had solid gold teeth, none of this wood crap.”

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.