My mom also used lots of talcum powder. Thigh friction. Ovarian cancer got her at 71 after seven years of off and on treatment. I’ve wondered about my late husband’s frequent use of it in his cycling shorts sans underwear. He used it for decades and died from lung cancer, but he’d been a heavy smoker once upon a time.

I generally try to avoid listening or watching the Grumpy Toddler, but today’s shitshow was something to see. I half expected him to start kicking and screaming on the floor until he got his way. The invisible speech bubble above Schumer’s head: “Oy, I can’t believe I have to deal with this fool.” Nancy did her best.

I use R&Co.’s Outer Space hairspray. Even though it’s lightly scented (a good smell though) it’s the only hairspray that doesn’t turn my eyes red.

Dan Quayle’s wife?

He’ll be busy screaming rigged and demanding a recount.

Oh, and can someone please tell me why Bill constantly has his mouth open? 

It was so obvious that he didn’t want to be there. 

I hope he croaks after he’s been disgraced and kicked out of office. No honors or state funeral, please!

Manure.

He doesn’t know how to be appropriate. Ever.

Yeah, but I don’t want to see It get the full Presidential treatment. 

I loved Bonwit’s. They gave me my first credit card when Bloomingdale’s turned me down.

The new boyfriend must like blowup dolls.

W’s gotta be in the trifecta.

Dumb Donnie: Mueller and his gang of Angry Dems

IMO it was arbitrary nice WASP-y choice. Like the fake name people give at hotels in old movies.

May I join you in adding that one does not bake a turkey? One roasts it. 

Yes! I can’t stand her and won’t watch because she’s in it even though I love me some Cannavale. Wish they’d cast Keener.

They’ve created some beautiful collections, but they’re dead to me. They’re just a couple of assholes.