An (unlikely) forecast of rain would put him off.

My cat loves showing me her butthole so much that I wouldn’t dream of denying her those proud moments.

If you feed the President a Big Mac, he will shit a Medal of Freedom.

I think we all know who’s the real horse’s ass here.

Dear Armie,

After It made those remarks aimed at Macron and France my first thought was “Doesn’t that idiot know that it’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks in Paris?” Probably not. If you’d ever mention the Bataclan he’d likely think it’s some kind of foreign food.

I can’t stand Celine Dion. Never could.

$$$$$$$

Don’t his dipshit sons own a vineyard in the Carolinas?

Well-done steak.

I’ll watch anything she does.

Isn’t he about due for his annual physical? Then they’ll lie about it again.

I did this the other day. My fear is that Orange Menace won’t leave office. Even though I shredded it the fear remains.

Fuck L Brands. They messed up Henri Bendel and now it’s closing.

Her brand is ABP. Always Be Posing.

Rudest, most terrible person calls reporter doing his job....oh, never mind.

I haz a new box!

A pricey hand-knotted wild silk rug.

Details, please.