The San Pellegrino soft drinks!

🤢🤮

Ugh. Fuck.

I’d like to hear what a body language expert has to say.

Don’t waste your culinary talents. He’d probably rather stuff his bloated face with a mega-bucket of KFC.

A B P. Always Be Posing.

I drank five cans of Diet Dr. Pepper today and I don’t feel great!

I love Hello Kitty band-aids! 

Would somebody please do a mashup of Kavanaugh’s testimony and the number “I Love Louisa” from “The Bandwagon”? (Mooore beer!)

But I do find myself pondering just what the fuck is Lindsey in this for ... what is his benefit & salvation for playing mad attack dog? 

He made a choice to become a belligerent whiner

Love Grace. Will watch. I’ve seen her in my neighborhood often. Most of the time she’s dressed in black, but last time she was wearing a track suit type outfit. The red pants even had the white stripe down the sides. Adidas much? 

He was really letting his toxic-narcissist-Dunning-Kruger freak flag fly today.

Yikes, Biebs. Really find that trailer trash look sexy? More importantly-why does Hailey?

Yeah! That goatee ain’t foolin’ anyone.

Nathalie Dormer. Cannot stand. What is it about her face?

I can’t even stand to see her face in a magazine ad for that Lancôme fragrance. 

Worst Emmys show ever.

I have a 6S and have no use or desire for a larger phone, which is part of why I haven’t upgraded.

What about the weight? One of my criteria when purchasing a handbag is how heavy is it when it’s empty? Heavy empty? Fuhgeddaboudit. Once I get all my stuff inside it will weigh a lot more and the phone can make a big difference.