Look, I have nothing against Christianity. I AM one (a bad one but yes, I believe.) What I dislike is this parading of one’s faith across social media platforms; it’s the outside of the cup and saucer rendered in pixels.

He strikes me as the kind of loser who wanted to remarry before his ex-wife so that he could be the one to "win the divorce".

If taking down Nazis is your metric for hotness, there is one Hollywood Chris that could top even Chris Evans:

It took me a long time to realize that I liked Andy Dwyer, not Chris Pratt. Andy Dwyer was a lovable doof. Chris Pratt seems a huge dolt. 

Agree about Pratt, but I’m still confused why everyone is so mad at Pete Davidson.

Ugh that is so disgusting. The whole idea of purity is so demeaning and it makes my skin crawl. 

My reaction to everything in this Dirt Bag:

oh honey his 3rd wife is a fetus right now

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this:

Oh hurray...Chris Pratt has finally crossed the line from occasional annoying celebrity to constant annoying celebrity. Between the Bible diet, saying he’d have to ask Jesus as to how he’d deal with James Gunn’s firing, and now getting engaged to Arnold Schwartzenegger’s daughter...Pratt can go disappear somewhere and…

Hmmmm....sudden engagement....lots of talking about biblical diet......does he have a movie coming out?

I moved from Oregon to Texas, then from Texas to Nebraska.  Nothing improves a difficult relationship like four or five states between you.

Your mother sounds like a narcissist. You might find some good info here:

Way too much talking about her husband there, Hughes.

Agreed! https://www.out.com/news-opinion/2018/11/21/7-organizations-support-arent-homophobic-salvation-army

You don’t understand.

Any milk drinker who dares come near my basement full of sweet rolls will swiftly meet with an arrow to the knee!

What will it take for people to stop recommending the Salvation Army? They are a virulently transphobic and homophobic organization known for refusing shelter to gay and trans people, or anyone unwilling to pledge fealty to Jesus. They say they have reformed these practices, but it’s debatable.

Fuck you, Marie Kondo. Everything in my Skyrim character's inventory sparks joy. 

“Oh, my god, does it EVER fill up??! Let’s throw a sofa at it!!”