So you don’t even know me and you just immediately start making up stories about my life and they involve the n word? That’s really weird you are so weirdly obsessed with the n word.

Headline: “Anyone Who Doesn’t Send Lena Dunham a Death Threat is Trash”

Do we have to make enemies with everybody? I was never particularly a fan of Lena Dunham, but this shit is getting exhausting.

How dare Jon Stewart not retroactively stop Louis C.K. from harassing those women!

Lena Dunham is such a monster. What kind of animal has friends in college that make offensive jokes? Also how could Lena not take responsibility for everything her friends did? Doesn’t Lena understand her importance? Why didn’t she use her powers to prevent everything bad from happening?

What if they had stolen more though? A hundred thousand dollars? A million dollars? How far would you extend the “it’s okay as long as it isn’t violent” idea? Anyone that has ever gone on international travel is warned and should be well aware that you’re in a foreign country and that you should be on your best…

[ Western liberals ] are perfectly fine with their own Western white males selling and raping girls and women in their countries

Here’s the thing, these guys aren’t kids, they’re adults, 18+ years old. These adults didn’t steal a “damn shirt”, they stole luxury sunglasses worth hundreds of dollars from a Luis Vitton store, even in the US that’s a felony, not petty theft like your offense. You can be damn well sure that they were warned that…

“Mr. President, it appears that there’s someone out there who’s an even bigger and better asshole than you.”

Let’s all sink our chops into Lena F*ing Dunham instead of focusing our anger on this administration, and the state of emergency that is happening against every important women’s issue: racism, the debate over reproductive rights, sexism and gender bias, immigration and pay equality. Trump is driving the Titanic and…

Counterpoint: Every time Lena Dunham fucks up feminism ALL feminists pay a price. She opens us up to mockery, scorn, and younger women that have been indoctrinated to believe a feminist is some sort of bra burning heathen communist are less likely to stop and listen.

Steal some shirts, rot in a Chinese jail, steal millions from your contractors, get elected president.

The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that.

“I should leave American citizens in jail in another country if they aren’t gonna thank me to my liking.”

The correct answer is:

The internet masses who routinely like to demean and talk shit about Dunham are pathetic, and they know it, that’s why they spend so much energy doing it.

I’m sure they cite her whiteness to say its all okie dokie.

You ever read how they talk about her on the Root?

As Lindy West said, “Yes this is a witch hunt. I’m a witch and I’m hunting you.”

I know a few witches who would disagree with you.