I learned long ago, and married wisely. Smart guys are great in bed. Ladies, get yourself a nerd. You will not be disappointed.

HK-47

Great read. Thank you.

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

There is definitely more than that. His relationship/breakup with his ex-wife shined a big spotlight on who he really is inside where it counts.

Cranston, keep your damn mouth shut! After this and your previous declaration about Trump, I’m dangerously close to disliking you. Please, please, for the sake of humanity, don’t be an out-of-touch asshole. My heart can’t take it.

An old joke... BUT BY GOD I LAUGHED

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

You need to be less bitter about decisions that other people make which don’t affect you.

What’s your take on tungsten rings? I’ve had mine for awhile and think it’s the cat’s ass.

Given that she’s apparently considering suing her parents, it seems she agrees with you.

“Reshoots: For when you miss the first time.”

I looked down. I was still wearing just the shirt I’d liberated from his closet. I was pretty sexy, I have to admit.

Oh God this sounds nauseating.

So this is what happened to Spore...

A moment of silence for all those pets out there that are forced to wear clothes and makeup...

Because he apparently hasn’t learned a thing rom the whole experience, if “I regret nothing, but if you talk about it you’re a cunt” is his go to reaction.

No you fucking moron, as I’ve said fifteen times already, I don’t think it is out of line for someone to ask the question. As I also said, it is his right to lash out, even though that too will have consequences. He can also, you know, decline to answer it.

Nah man, that’s not how it works. They can and will ask anything.

Maybe he shouldn’t be so cavalier with his ‘I regret nothing’ then.