You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

While I’m certainly happy that America’s favorite QAnon-posting, Ambien-blaming shitbag did indeed lose her cashcow, it is really a bad thing that her character dies of an opioid overdose? It’s a serious problem, and even if one person out of the 15+ million who tuned in thinks that maybe they should ask their doctors…

How did Jezebel’s resident goth Anna Merlan handle being passed over for this assignment?

You know, it’s a shame they didn’t have a campaign this time around. Treyarc does the best campaigns in the series, easily.

Lol. What? "PS4 is the way to go" said no fps player ever. 

Smooth?  People have been having issues all day, from being bumped from games to not being able to log in...to being stuck on the rewards page for ordering a deluxe edition with no way to get out of it.  I think this is the first time people aren’t really making a stink out of it, but it is not smooth.

No not that one.

adams was an inspired choice snyder just does not know what to do with a strong female character.

Life isn’t fair. Shirley you know this by now.

Anyone with multiple platforms was being forced to avoid the PS4 or have their account locked to it. This would have the effect of destroying the platform’s user-base which kept it limited to those who ONLY own the PS4 or only wanted to play it on PS4.

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Running away from the “demons” in his head his whole life sounds like something more than just CTE.

The fuck you going on about? Johnny had more class than anyone. Apart from being unable to maintain a marriage and getting pissed at Joan Rivers, I don’t see much he did that was terrible.

“Last House On The Left” and “I spit On Your Grave”.

I feel like the only reason Baldwin still does the Trump impression is because he knows it pisses Donald off, otherwise, it seems like he’d love to be done with it.

When asked if Chevy should succeed him on The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson famously opined “Chevy Chase couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.”

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

You can argue who comes off worse in the Dan/Chevy feud that got Harmon fired for season 4. They were both assholes. The difference is, Harmon has grown, and Chase hasn’t. I imagine one of the things that pushed Harmon into therapy was that Chevy Chase was basically like his Ghost of Christmas Future. Spirit, is it…

Yeesh, going from Capcom to EA. Not sure if that’s a big improvement.