The sort of stuff he’s done, to be honest, I think the prisoners would take care of matters themselves. That’s why, wherever he goes, guards are going to take precautions. The kind of offender he is, he’s not going to one of those resort prisons like Madoff or Blagojevich.

Honestly... If anyone can make a serious (but totally ironic) film about Duke Nukem, it would be Michael Bay. Cheesy one liners and poor action sequences line up perfectly for Bay and a Nukem movie.

That being said, let the Duke rest. He’s dead. Just like Presley; he’s old, fat and has a totally forgettable performance…

Republicans told Democrats “You can have CHIP or DACA but not both” and instead of saying “That’s fucking stupid, pass both.” Dems said “golly jeepers when you put it that way, fuck Dreamers!” They let Republicans use what should be an easy bipartisan policy as leverage against immigrants.

Alas, too many people these days insist on kamikaze politics, which is exactly how we ended up with Trump in the first place. “What? Hillary wants to gradually and pragmatically effect progressive change, rather than bang on the desk like Bernie Sanders and insist it happen by fiat! Well fuck that, I’m voting for Jill…

The papyrus treasures aren’t that bad, I have 2-3 left to get. Over the weekend I saw I had only gotten maybe 4 of them and figured I better get them all. It took me and my wife maybe an hour to find them all except for those last few.

He generally believes it. It’s the feeblemindedness that comes from advanced syphilis coupled with years of cocaine abuse.

JD Power and Associates ranked it Most Dangerous in Its Class.

Disclaimer: I live in the highlands of central Mexico. Neanderthalwoman and I retired here over 4 years ago. The most dangerous thing we have encountered is driving on highway 57, which is what all the truckers use to transport goods between Mexico and the US. A wall won’t do damn thing about them.

No! TV lies! It tells me I can be a glamorous blonde supermodel even tho imma old fat white guy! Lies! Hate you TV! <waaaaaaaahaaaaaa>

Yep, and I got a Trump troll (who I won’t pull out of the greys) who is also making shit up saying that Mexico is as bad as Syria.

I do like the reserved seating. I absolutely will not sit at the front of a theater to watch a movie.

Love it or hate it, you can honestly say that this wasn’t anywhere on anyone’s “Nintendo Announcement” bingo board.

Enjoy your trip to Wal-Martha.

I suspect this to be a fairly common theme among people who disliked The Last Jedi.

“Unpopular” is an understatement there. You’re talking Congress approval rating numbers.

I don’t think that’s an unpopular opinion since apparently The Last Jedi has killed more childhoods than Albert Fish.

swarmed by people born in 1998 and say how only kids born in the 90s were awesome

I hold out hope that she, with the help of her team and family, can navigate things and end up more like Emma Watson. She’s a great young actress, and I hope like hell you end up wrong

Sure, Millie Bobby Brown is not yet 14, but let’s immediately toss her into the slimepit of gossip as it relates to women celebrities. Stay tuned for such prurient classics as: “Is she still a virgin?” “Will she marry him?” “Are they breaking up?” “Has post-breakup Millie become a skank?”... and on and on and on.