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The players should just say they're kneeling before Zod.

It’ll be interesting to see just how close your tweet here is to the real one tomorrow.

Uh oh! Wait until Trump hears about this. “Coward Goodell has said that players can now kneel during the anthem! Sad! How dare the NFL dishonor our vets and flag! Ratings will go into the tank.”

If you’re a short white dude who doesn’t like getting knocked down by black guys you need to find a new sport. C’mon, white people, this is the whole reason tennis continues to be a thing.

The Venn Diagram of dudes who call the police for a hard screen and dudes who thought the 2017 NFL season was the worst because of the choreographed celebrations is a circle.

I’m so mad at my wife for publicly discussing our sex life like this

Could the Raptors flip him?

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

It’s provocative among the left leaning folks who did whatever they could to keep the Clintons in power. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Hollywood finally started to clean house after the Clintons’ political careers went up in flames.

“In perhaps the interview’s most provocative section, Bourdain answers a question about the Monica Lewinsky scandal by calling Bill Clinton, “A piece of shit. Entitled, rapey, gropey, grabby, disgusting.””

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

This is fantastic.

First in foremost, nobody did.

Raul Julia, though, he treated it like any other role and gave his performance all it deserved. Watching it, you wouldn’t know he was ill. Consummate professional.

When something this vile makes sense within a system, one must raise some questions about the system.

A round of applause for capitalism, everybody! 

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?