I can’t be the only one to look up amuse-bouche.

Thank you! I have been meaning to ask this question for a while now.

When I lived in Vegas I drove around with expired plates for about 9 months, then I decided to move back home. I drove cross country on those expired Las Vegas Strip specialty plates with my dad, who gave me shit about having expired plates and how irresponsible it was. First weekend home I go out with him and he…

Worldwide Windhorst has not had any reliable Cavs inside information in years. He throws shit to the wall and hopes something sticks. Like clockwork a new story comes out from him each week, trying to make the Cavs or LBJ look bad.

Just ask this Data Scientician

As a Browns fan, I would feel so very badly for the Raiders fans out there if they hire Shurmur.

3:47 huh? I smell office Christmas party / boozefest.

My sister in law makes this delicious concoction, in fact I had a large plate of it for dinner last night.

Le'Veon simply asked her how the whistles go.

Cleveland's old NHL team had a monocle on its mascot.

In college (early 2000s) we went to the distributor to pick up a few kegs for a party. We knew a guy that worked there, so we were allowed to explore in the warehouse and grab old giveaways they had laying around. There was this old timer that worked there and called me over. He pointed to the pile of expired cases…

In college my brother delivered pizzas. His buddies used to call for a delivery to the party they were at so they could hitch a ride home with him. He also sometimes helped himself to his tip in the form of a few slices from their pizza.

I once fell asleep during a fireworks show. I worked three jobs one summer of college and one of them was as an usher for the Indians. I only woke up because everyone was bumping me on their way out of the section after the show.

For those that are unaware:

I as well had the Cleveland Spiders winning the NL.

One time I passed out early on the couch while my friends were still awake. My friends said I woke up suddenly, grabbed an empty pint glass off the table, puked in the glass and went right back to sleep. Not a drop spilled anywhere. Also, if I take a nasty shot at the bar I have the ability to just puke that part up…

I think that would be pretty cool to be an Eskimo Brother / Wiener Cousin with Johnny Football. Especially being the first link in that chain.

With this ridiculous explanation, the NFL may make Ray Rice look like a victim when this is done with. That is how bad the league has handled the entire situation from the beginning. Future college students will be doing case studies on what the NFL has done with this.

In high school Spanish class I had to write one of those paragraphs using the new vocabulary we learned. I wrote something along the lines of my favorite Italian restaurant is the Olive Garden, or something like that, just to include all of the vocab I needed. My teacher, of Italian decent, wrote in large red…