They’re allowed ONE.

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

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“I want to see my team have a record that literally makes them a league-average team just to shut up the assholes I choose to associate with.”

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

I can help, this is what you are feeling. https://youtu.be/-NykqVnQylw

Of course this reminds me of what Ichiro said about Cleveland.

This is worth it: https://www.wwe.com/page-404

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

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Doctoring the ball is a bootable offense.

Also, the same number as his rape charges.

I’d argue they also improved their team this year.

He was merely exacting justice for when LBJ orchestrated the assassination of his father, John Fitzgerald.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

Nope.

That actually is a good way to look at it. The Browns are so incompetent they have forgotten how to make trades, which is a good thing because any trade they would make is bound to be comically dumb anyways.

23,463rd snap since 1999 without hope.