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I’ve not seen very many episodes but Rick and Morty really taps into my LSD and psilocybin fried noodle. So good.

Big deal. I went to a Florida used car dealership and picked up a space shuttle for $100 dollars. Surprisingly good fuel economy and it’s an automatic.

Maybe somebody just added that corner while he was riding?

“Maybe I’m being a dick”, if that’s code for being right than yes.  

Dude, do you even GTA? Apparently the answer for this guy is, “yes”.

I don’t care when you say they’re obsolete because I can’t justify upgrading every year or two. Cell phones need to last longer and take more of a beating sans case.

Krangs, ranked

“If the genders were reversed, we’d be seeing it in an entirely different way.” Ah no, you’d be seeing it in a different way, the rest of us see it as an assault.

You’re alright cf.

I don’t care for this at all. The least they could do is give us movies about lesser known but still interesting characters like Boba Fett. Or how about a Star Wars mob movie with the Hutts?

Awesome. Is it a little weird that the guy feels the need to spy on his own family?

Giant eyeroll at men’s face washes.

Giant eyeroll at men’s face washes.

I’m very interested in this magical Texas law that will somehow stop sexual predators in women’s clothing from entering the bathroom. I assume there will be some sort of force field and maybe a test to see what gender you are before you enter.

If you don’t take part in the process your voice will never be heard. Outrage from your living room will not be counted.

Get thee behind me, Satan

Sure, but I feel that I need to hear the tone of your voice when you say, “it’s not bad”. Because, “it’s not bad” does not necessarily mean, “it’s good”.

Sounds like something a short order cook that doesn’t know anything about food would create. Did you throw up a little?

Dipping grilled cheese in ketchup is the only acceptable way to eat it. All other ways automagically turn you into Hitler.

“It’s more mess/work when you get home, and who goes hunting without a knife?” It was labeled a survival tip via the headline. Of course if you need to survive I always thought sex would probably be last on the “to do” list.