So is someone going to start a class action lawsuit against these tools for inciting violence? Please, if someone really wants to make my year sue Fox into the stoneage.

Being a nationalist is bad enough. The second you preface that with white (or hell, any other color for that matter) then you are a racist. This is not debatable.

I’m going to go straight past the article to present my own plan to combat global warming. Everybody open their refrigerators for 30 minutes a day. I think that should just about do it. 

If I burn the shit out of stainless I always just add a bit of water a droplet or two of soap and boil that bitch on the stovetop. All that crap will then come off easily.

But...he actually did offer an alternative cooking process...

Disgusting individuals and the entire country should be thoroughly ashamed.

Maybe helicopters should stop flying in my favourite peeping tom spots.

I like all of the actors and their series but seriously, she could easily step into one of the MCU movies and more than carry her own.

Yes, it sucks that the awesome Gizmodo of olde has become a pale reflection not even of itself but of a failed Gawker. Why are you still crying about it is what I’d like to know?

Why does the title read that he is “hiding among the bushes in the sky” if he isn’t dead? That is about as misleading as a headline can get.

Classic from the height of cinema!

Idiots, the moon is just a hologram. Up until 1952 nobody had even seen the moon and then it conveniently appeared just in time to set off the fake space race. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 

My kids do it. Of course they’re 7 and 4 year old girls.

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beat down? What if every other night his neighbors held a little blanket party for this little shit?

Because he’s in charge of other scientists. If they need to tell him something important they shouldn’t have to get one of those whiteboard animations made to make him understand.

“What’s for dinner Mah?

I find Google assistant incredibly useful for driving. But then again I’m driving all the time for my job (satellite tech) and I’m constantly on the phone as well as updating my destinations regularly.

We adult types usually refer to it as a nice rack. That’s how you know I’m classy.

HA! The profits from the F35 are peanuts compared to the future profits on USS Colonial Vipers.

I saw it as an adult and I still really like the movie.