Ouch, they got me right in my male ego. I need a wah-mbulance!

Wow, you spent a LOT of time on replying to what was obviously a joke!

It was the acid sweats.

And most of us over 40 make fun of him too.

My big question is, does DP2 offer an opening for Morena Baccarin to become the Queen of the Undead? 

I asked my wife for a dutch oven. Now I know that clear communication is important.

I asked my wife for a dutch oven. Now I know that clear communication is important.

“For what it’s worth, William Shatner isn’t a shining example of positive human behavior. He’s tweeted some surprising alt-right language by calling other users “social justice warriors” and “snowflakes.”’

But then you lose any opportunity for sleep tracking.

Fuck. What words could I possibly have other than that one? And these of course. I’ll remember to bring this up the next time somebody claims there’s no such thing as white privilege.

Sorry bub, you are in the minority. TLJ was a great addition to the saga.

I think he did both.

I think mathematicians have come up with an equation to explain this. Something to do with eggs and how baskets to put them in.

That’s not playing politics, that’s an intervention.

And who can forget the classic, Battlefield Earth?

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

I was going to say “Trump”, but that works to.

Switch your gmail to Inbox. Sooooooo much better.

‘Cause esplodin’ stuff is cool, duh.

So now Amazon is Wile E. Coyote or are they Acme?

If I don’t look into the window how will I catch them picking their nose?