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And most of us over 40 make fun of him too.

I asked my wife for a dutch oven. Now I know that clear communication is important.

I asked my wife for a dutch oven. Now I know that clear communication is important.

Fuck. What words could I possibly have other than that one? And these of course. I’ll remember to bring this up the next time somebody claims there’s no such thing as white privilege.

And who can forget the classic, Battlefield Earth?

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Switch your gmail to Inbox. Sooooooo much better.

If I don’t look into the window how will I catch them picking their nose?

Not that you haven’t earned the right, but this is thoroughly fucked up.

You do know this has nothing to do with race, right? Airlines are shitty and they are getting shittier to everyone, regardless of colour.

Functional illiteracy is as American as racism.

The Flames can get bent, even hockey fans are getting tired of this bullshit. Every other business in the world has to deal with their own capital expenditures, these dicks can too.

I really expected the evidence to be a stretch but those examples are pretty damning.

Another name brand controversy:

WRONG!

“If you see it, say something” Yes.

Giant eyeroll at men’s face washes.

Giant eyeroll at men’s face washes.

I’m very interested in this magical Texas law that will somehow stop sexual predators in women’s clothing from entering the bathroom. I assume there will be some sort of force field and maybe a test to see what gender you are before you enter.

“It’s more mess/work when you get home, and who goes hunting without a knife?” It was labeled a survival tip via the headline. Of course if you need to survive I always thought sex would probably be last on the “to do” list.

If I burn the shit out of stainless I always just add a bit of water a droplet or two of soap and boil that bitch on the stovetop. All that crap will then come off easily.

But...he actually did offer an alternative cooking process...